Okay, so and I were discussing this article. I intended to say "She's a crackpot." What I actually said was "She's a crockpot." This has led to to me replacing "liberal crackpot theory" with "liberal crockpot theory". As in:

Kris, this is just more evidence of your liberal crackpot theroy! Instead of putting him in a stroller all of the time, and putting him to sleep in a "nice" "safe" crib, and giving him "perfectly good" formula, you want to practice babywearing, co-sleeping, and breastfeeding. In public even! You're crazy!

becomes

Kris, this is just more evidence of your liberal crockpot theory! Instead of just cooking meats, roasts, and stews, you want to cook desserts, beverages, and fruits! For a potluck even! You're crazy!

See? So much more fun.